Aftab Shivdasani, whoever that is, has a confession to make:
… Anything simple and natural in a woman can put me on. In fact, I find navel rings very romantic. Lots of women are getting it on these days…” [Link]
I am sure there’s nothing more natural than a navel ring right? I mean, aren’t most babies born with them these days? Although with all due respect to you young man, women were always getting it on. Trust me, I know.
Ever wonder why Aftab is not very successful in movies?
“You know I think I have a problem with the way I look. I don’t look as old as I really am. I am 28 but I look like someone in his 20s and that is going against me.” [Link]
Aftab, honey, sorry to break your bubble, but 28 olds are actually in their twenties.Â Unbelievable, I know, but true. And no, women are not born with navel rings. But Santa does exist, so not all you believe in is false.